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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6861 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2946 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
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