ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	6159

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4770
Animals Bred:	71	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8995	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magic Items Found:	1736	Players Killed by Monsters:	4830
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Animals Bred:	117	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5697	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Animals Bred:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchantments Applied:	149

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Votes:	5870
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.