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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Mines Excavated: 1902 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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