BlockyBootyCraft

Abilities, Adult, BlockyBootyCraft, carnal, Expertise, explicit, Forbidden, Forbidden knowledge, INTIMATE, knowledge, Mature, NSFW, proficiency, Sensual, sexual, Skills, Techniques, Tips, Tricks, useful, x rated

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Towns Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re crafting is friendship? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to learn some NSFW skills that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. From building giant phallic structures to mastering the art of pixelated twerking, there’s no limit to the NSFW fun you’ll have on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots with his bare pixelated butt. So if you’re looking for a thrill, come join us and see if you can catch a glimpse of this mischievous specter.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most NSFW Minecraft server out there. Join us now and let the blocky debauchery begin!

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	260
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	286
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	1650	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	34	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Runes Activated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Crops Grown:	6685	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Votes:	9992
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	4418
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!