so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Void Armor Forged: 22 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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