so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
Enchantments Applied: 153 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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