Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mines Excavated: 1088
Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
Chimeras Created: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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