Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Meteorites Collected: 0
Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY