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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 105 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
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