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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6342 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.
