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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Love Letters Sent: 20
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Void Armor Forged: 19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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