| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 544 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 455 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7228 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5684 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5889 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3917 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 481 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8627 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3747 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8877 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2659 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5110 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1693 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3580 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 351 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5860 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5138 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 24959 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 198 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7605 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Votes: | 6570 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4561 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7611 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 295 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3725 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1426 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7004 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 272 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3276 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 114 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4775 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
