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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 191 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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