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The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4240	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	225391	Votes:	4399
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	285052
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9770	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Majestic SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

**Majestic SMP** Join us Today Version [1.21.4]

AmethystNetwork.net Bedrock port 50025 Discord : https://discord.gg/aNMXXppJ3h

MajesticSMP.com:50025

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Finalwind, loot tables, netherite, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Trailer, Vanilla, Version 1.21.4, weapons, Website

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchantments Applied:	72
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	24

Server Name	Finalwind
Description	Expands Minecraft’s endgame with custom items, events, quests, and an economy
Server IP	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Website	https://www.finalwindserver.com/

FAQ

What custom content does Finalwind offer?

Finalwind offers custom weapons, armor, tools, daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy system.

Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

The only main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. PvP combat skill is encouraged and cheating is not tolerated.

How can I join Finalwind?

You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com

Is there a trailer for Finalwind?

Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

Eternal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, cells, comfort, Community, decor, ETERNAL, Identity, incel, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, organization, personal space, privacy, Realms, Reflection, relationships, room, SECURITY, self-image, Social

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Bro, forget about my room, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found!

Join this server if you want to escape the boring reality of your room and dive into a virtual world where you can build your own crazy creations.

We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party for all the cool kids.

You’ll never want to leave once you see the rainbow-colored sheep and the giant floating tacos.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

UnderratedFlicksMC SMP

film, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Movie, Overlooked, series, sleeper hit, smp, television, unappreciated, Under The Radar, underacknowledged, Underappreciated, underexposed, Underrated, UnderratedFlicksMC, underrecognized, underseen, undiscovered

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that only the coolest kids are allowed to join? Like, seriously, it’s so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in!

But like, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. And get this, the armor had special powers that made them invincible in PvP battles! Like, how crazy is that?!

Oh, and did I mention that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells jokes and gives out free diamonds? Yeah, you heard me right. Free diamonds from a ghost creeper! And rumor has it that if you find all the hidden treasure chests scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret portal to the Nether where you can ride on a flying pig!

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then hit me up for the secret invite code. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos, craziness, and pure awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most underrated Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #GhostCreeperDiamonds

CraftySportz: Pixelated Passion & PVP!

alternative sports, CraftySportz, different hobbies, distinctive activities, lesser-known sports, niche activities, non-traditional sports, obscure sports, offbeat pastimes, Passion, peculiar sports, pixelated, PvP, quirky sports, rare hobbies, rare sports, uncommon interests, uncommon pastimes, uncommon sport, unconventional games, unique hobbies, unique sports, unusual athletics, unusual pursuits

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but mining and building? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sport we play is Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, dodge exploding creepers while trying to score points in this adrenaline-pumping game!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our llama cavalry is ready to take on any foe with style and grace.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

Digital World [Modded]

Anarchy, Creative, Custom Plugins, Digital, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Technic, Towny, Whitelist, world

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Ores Mined:	2177
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Location	Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺
Modpacks	Multiple modpacks available
Community	18+ friendly and sociable
Description	Small community welcoming Minecraft players

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our community discord at http://discord.djserver.win
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules outlined in our discord server to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I play on this server if I’m not from Sydney?	Yes, players from around the world are welcome to join and play together.

Gemstone Grove 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anime, COSPLAY, cute, Double ponytails, fashion, gemstone, Grove, hairstyles, Harajuku, Japan, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Long hair, Manga, Otaku, Pigtails, trend, Twin tail fashion., Twin tail hairstyle, Twin tail trend, twin tails, Twin tails day

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Potions Brewed:	103
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, bros and gals, ever wanted to experience the madness of twin tails day in Japan but from the comfort of your own blocky world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of twin tails, kawaii mobs, and pixelated sushi galore!

We’ve got creepers wearing twin tails, villagers rocking the kawaii look, and even Endermen doing the cutest twirls you’ve ever seen.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own twin tail shrine, participate in our daily twin tail fashion shows, and battle it out in our epic twin tail PvP arena.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the twin tail madness begin!

TasteOfMedicineMC

Aesthetics, asian food, Behavior, complaint, Dinner, drink, fast food, Friend, holiday, local cuisine, moaned, Options, particular eater, Restaurant, selective, smell, Southeast Asian country, taste of his own medicine, TasteOfMedicineMC, Unpleasant, westerners

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	134	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of dealing with picky eaters in real life? Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about dining drama again! Our server is filled with virtual restaurants serving up all kinds of delicious pixelated dishes.

Choose from a variety of options, whether you want to try exotic Asian cuisine or stick to good ol’ fast food favorites. And the best part? No one will judge you for your food choices or complain about the aesthetics of the restaurant.

So come join us and feast to your heart’s content without any moaning or groaning. Who knows, you might even find a new favorite virtual dish that will make you forget all about your real-life dining dilemmas. Trust us, it’s a mealtime experience you won’t want to miss!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3