Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Holy Grails Found: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 25
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY