SurfaceLaptop5MCServer

anticipation, Arrival, Budget, Computer, Decision making, expensive, financial burden, Frustration, high cost, Investment, laptop, luxury, microsoft, MONEY, Poor, Purchase decision, Surface Laptop 5, SurfaceLaptop5MCServer, Tech, Technology, Waiting

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waiting for your Surface Laptop 5 to arrive? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! For just $1122 (which is totally not a rip-off, we promise), you can escape your poorfag shithole and enter a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds, ride pigs into battle against evil mobs, and even participate in our annual “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the winner gets a free pet dragon (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in Minecraft).

So forget about your questionable purchase decisions and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Who needs a Surface Laptop 5 when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?

Red Grief server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Red Grief, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3716	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

The description of the server server “Red Grief” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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TerraTrove

Adults, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama-free, Fun, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, properly moderated, Relax, Safe, season 4, Server, smp, Space, TerraTrove, thieves, Time

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Requirements	18+ Whitelisted Only
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock

Season 4 is starting on 1st Feb (TODAY!) and seasons last around 8+ months.

It’s properly moderated, so there is no drama like other big, public servers. The idea is for everyone to know each other, have fun together, and enjoy the game, not just wander off building farms solo.

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, drop your Discord below, and I’ll add you! Alternatively, add my discord – kyronix

Hopefully we you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server is running on version 1.21.4
Is the server open to players under 18?	No, the server is only open to players who are 18 and above and have been whitelisted.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
How can I join the server?	To join, drop your Discord below or add kyronix on Discord for an invitation.

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Brit, britfeel, british culture, Connection, Craft, discovery, Edition, emotional, family, feel, Heartwarming, Identity, long-lost daughter, love, missing, Mystery, Nostalgia, Parent, relationship, reunion, SEARCHING, ssm, uk

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	66	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

CraftyCashGrab

couldn’t resist, CraftyCashGrab, Extravagant, guilty pleasure, impulse buy, impulse purchase, impulse shopping, impulse spending, impulsive purchase, indulgence, instant gratification, instant purchase, Irresistible, luxury item, money spent, must have, Purchase, shopping spree, shut up and take my money, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8627	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DefenceCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Budget, chief, defence spending, DefenceCraft, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, policy making, Rise, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	859728
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	282

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Mystic Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, adorable, Anime, art style, blushing, character design, Characters, cute, embarrassed, emotions, facial expressions, illustration, Isles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, mystic, Okitsura, quirky, red blushes, romance, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Runes Activated:	6

Yo, bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where all the players are constantly blushing? Like, they’re walking around with these red cheeks like they just saw their crush or something. It’s hilarious, man!

Join this server if you wanna see some seriously blushing blockheads running around like they just got caught stealing diamonds. It’s like a virtual embarrassment simulator, I swear.

Plus, the community is so weirdly wholesome. Everyone is just complimenting each other and spreading positivity like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a virtual hug fest, but with pickaxes and creepers.

So, if you’re into blushing avatars and a community that’s way too nice for their own good, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the blushing bug too!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2917
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	9465	Votes:	6031
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Love Letters Sent:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7965
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	262
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!

PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

children’s education, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, education, family dynamics, Family Support, financial situation, Minecraft, parenting, private school, PrivateSchoolPVP, responsibilities, school choice, school enrollment, school options, school planning, school preparation, school readiness, Server, step-parenting, stepson, tuition

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

UnclelessInheritanceLOL

BETRAYAL, Charity, college fund, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family secrets, gambling, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, jake paul, loyalty, MIKE TYSON, Money Matters, Secrets, Trust, uncle drama, UnclelessInheritanceLOL, unexpected news

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7321
Villages Defended:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server where family secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!

USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, confusion, Crisis, current events, debate, Democracy, discussion, Government, leadership, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, society, trending, U.S, uncertainty, united states, USofAChaos

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.