| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2706 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8995 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4983 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4782 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6023 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5873 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 138 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4109 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7634 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3917 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2822 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 214 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3555 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 114 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6709 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6067 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9954 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7897 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7895 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6047 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4034 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7759 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2604 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 504 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Magic Items Found: | 4319 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3836 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
