StatHeaven | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Villages Defended:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living a boring life with no epic stats to show off? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can finally see all of your stats at the end of your virtual life! Want to know how many blocks you’ve mined or how many zombies you’ve slain? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret stat of how many times you’ve accidentally fallen into a pit of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living a life full of epic stats and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Minecraft legend with stats that will make even Notch himself jealous!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	261	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7334
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	1842

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Towns Built:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mines Excavated:	1736	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8622	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Items Found:	5424

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7205
Dragon Eggs Found:	8176	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	187
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1510	Emeralds Found:	124

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4258	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1198
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchantments Applied:	247
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	280
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Votes:	6396
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!