| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7958 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 132 |
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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 574 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9333 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 90 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4919 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8697 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3830 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5443 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8277 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9317 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4723 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Enchantments Applied: | 246 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5084 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1275 | New Chunks Explored: | 374091 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5762 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6615 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1296 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 278 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9221 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 58 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2987 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
