MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SnackCraftForeignGoods

exotic snacks, food cravings, Food lover, foodie, foreign foods, foreign snacks, global flavors, global snacks, Gourmet Snacks, imported snacks, international cuisine, international market, international snacks, online marketplace, online shopping, snack delivery, SnackCraftForeignGoods, SNACKS, specialty foods, unique snacks

Are you tired of eating the same old boring snacks in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world of exotic and foreign foods that will blow your mind (and taste buds) away!

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual marketplace, filled with vendors selling everything from spicy Cheetos from Mexico to matcha Kit Kats from Japan. But be careful, because rumor has it there’s a secret vendor who sells enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare and valuable snacks guarded by a fierce army of snack-loving zombies. Defeat them and claim your delicious rewards!

So why settle for boring old Minecraft snacks when you can join our server and feast on the most outrageous and delicious treats from around the world? Join now and let the snacking adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Farms Harvested:	118	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LebCraft: 30K in 72hrs!

30k, 72hrs, border crossing, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, lebanon, Lebanon-Syria border, LebCraft, mass exodus, MIDDLE EAST, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, Syria, Syrian refugees, UN, united nations, War

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more players crossing into our world than into Syria from Lebanon in 72 hours! the UN can’t even keep up with our insane numbers, that’s how wild it is here. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. join us now and be part of the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Potions Brewed:	123
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	137
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	2296

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ran-sama’s Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, desire, dream, emotional attachment, family, FANTASY, fictional character, fictional mother, idealized mother, idolization, longing, maternal figure, Minecraft, Mother, parental figure, Ran-sama, Ransamas, Role Model, Server, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where Ran-sama herself is your mother. That’s right, forget about your boring real mom because Ran-sama will take care of you and make sure you have all the diamonds and enchanted gear your heart desires.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty wacky around here).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mind Theory Minecraft SMP

Cognitive science, Empathy, implicit bias, intergroup relations, mentalizing, Mind, Minecraft, perspective-taking, Psychology, racial attitudes, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial dynamics, racial identity, smp, social cognition, social perception, social psychology, Stereotypes, theory, theory of mind, white people

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to test your theory of mind by navigating through a world where players are constantly trying to outsmart each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building elaborate traps to staging elaborate pranks, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have a theory of mind. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7278	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DadCraftNoContact

citizenship, DadCraftNoContact, difficult decisions, emotional boundaries, estranged father, Fallout, family drama, family dynamics, family history, Guilt, leaving families behind, manipulative, mental abuse, Mental well-being, moving on, multiple marriages, parental abandonment, self-centered, toxic relationships, vulnerable position

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pet pig and your trusty diamond sword! Our server is drama-free, unlike OP’s dad’s love life.

Join us for epic adventures, build magnificent castles, and battle it out with other players in thrilling PvP matches. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a blocky paradise in our server?

Forget about contacting your father’s ex-wives, stepmothers, and half-siblings – join our server and create your own family of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama. So, come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Void Gems Collected:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	54	Players Killed by Monsters:	4310
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Name: MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP

Cognitive Training, memory aids, memory enhancement, memory improvement, memory skills, memory strategies, memory techniques, memory tricks, MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP, mental exercises, mnemonic devices, name association, name learning, name memorization, name memory training, name recall, name recognition, name recollection, name recollection techniques, name retention, Repetition

Join our Minecraft SMP and never forget a name again! Our server is so wild and wacky that every player has a crazy nickname that will stick in your brain forever. From “TNT Bob” to “Diamonds Are Forever Sally,” you’ll never struggle to remember who’s who on our server. Plus, we have a secret potion that enhances your memory every time you mine a block of obsidian. So come join us and never be at a loss for words when greeting your fellow players again!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyBedroomAntics

Aftercare, awkward moments, BlockyBedroomAntics, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, foreplay, imperfections, Intimacy, Laughter, mutual satisfaction, Pleasure, porn, real life sex, realistic expectations, spontaneity, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is as spicy as a jalapeño on fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our players are a mix of seasoned pros and complete noobs, but everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden apple that grants you unlimited power.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Legacy Realms: Where Minecraft meets Midlife Crisis – No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Asia, Australia, Casual, Cheating, Chill, Community, Crisis, Custom Items, Discord, Drama, Friends, HACKING, Kids, Legacy, meets, Midlife, Minecraft, Mods, Oceanic, Players, Quests, Realms, Resources, RPG, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla survival and RPG
Server Location	Australia
Community Focus	Mature casual gamers
Features	No paid ranks or crates, old school MCMMO, RPG content
IP Address	103.152.196.59

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address provided: 103.152.196.59

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

3. What age group is the majority of players in?

Most players are in their 20-30s and are casual gamers.

4. Are there any paid features on the server?

No, there are no paid ranks or crates on the server.

5. What type of content is available on the server?

The server offers vanilla survival gameplay as well as RPG content with quests inspired by RuneScape and Skyrim.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8773
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Oh, Look Minecraft Server

Coozy, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, inappropriate, Irrelevant, look, Minecraft, offensive, oh, profane, Server, She-whorey, Shocking.., Vulgar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always high and the stakes are even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

/hmofa/ Tagged Library, ADHG Story Directory, Anthro, archives, blind date, Chicken In the Fox’s Den, City of Glass, dominant women, DOMINATING, fall from grace, Females, Furries, Hmofa Masterbin, Human, Human Males, Jurassic Hearts, Males, My Life Now the Anthrostate’s, Old Bin, pet of furry general, Post-Work Relief, Risk Compensation, Ruling, Scanline Desires, Shallowintrospection, Shelby, smp, Stories, subby males, We Could Build A Life Together

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Items Found:	6283	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dad’s U-Turn: Sister Drama!

abandonment, abandonment issues, Dads, Drama, emotional trauma, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family rejection, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, forgiveness, Generational conflict, parental expectations, parental regret, parenting, reconciliation, sibling relationships, sister, teenage motherhood, teenage pregnancy, UTurn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience more family drama than a soap opera!

Meet 18nb, the rebellious teenager who got kicked out of their house by their dad for getting pregnant. But wait, there’s more! Their sister is 27f, living in another state and barely talking to them. And let’s not forget about the grandparent drama – their dad had a sudden change of heart after a minor heart attack and now wants to be a part of their life again. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate family drama experience. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, we have epic builds, mini-games, and a supportive community to help you through all your virtual family troubles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	792573
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SchoolDramaCraft SMP

high school scandal, school administration, school bullying, school community, school controversy, school culture, school discipline, school drama, school environment, school events, school fights, school gossip, school incident, school investigation, school news, school reputation, school rumors, school safety, school staff, SchoolDramaCraft, smp, student behavior

Oh man, let me tell you about the craziest thing that happened at our school! So, one day during lunch, a group of students decided to start a full-on food fight in the cafeteria. It started off with just a few french fries being tossed around, but then things escalated quickly. Before we knew it, there were mashed potatoes flying through the air, spaghetti being used as lassos, and even someone tried to launch a whole pizza like a frisbee. It was absolute chaos! The teachers were running around trying to break it up, but they were slipping and sliding on all the food on the floor. In the end, the principal had to come in and threaten to cancel prom if the students didn’t stop. But hey, if you want to join our Minecraft SMP, we promise there will be no food fights, just epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	5782
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

Conflict, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., emergency, Emergency Meeting, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, Khamenei, KhameneiCraft, leadership, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, military response, Nasrallah, Politics, regional security, security threats, strategic planning, strike, Targeting

LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

accident prevention, construction, fall prevention, Fun, handrail, home improvement, household safety, Minecraft, railing, Safety, stair construction, stair design, stair installation, stair maintenance, stair railing, stair renovation, stair repair, stair safety, stair safety tips, staircase, staircase railing, Stairs, STAIRWAY

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Crops Grown:	5741
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.