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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5863 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1650 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!