Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got llamas that can do calculus and chickens that lay golden eggs! Our server is run by a team of trained monkeys who have PhDs in redstone engineering and can build a roller coaster in 0.5 seconds flat.

If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.

Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Dragons Tamed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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