Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got llamas that can do calculus and chickens that lay golden eggs! Our server is run by a team of trained monkeys who have PhDs in redstone engineering and can build a roller coaster in 0.5 seconds flat.

If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.

Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Enchantments Applied: 146 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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