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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1467 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 903 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
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If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!
