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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6766 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
if u join our server, u will be helping Ukraine and Latvia in some weird, virtual way. like, every block u mine or cow u kill helps them out somehow. it’s like Minecraft charity or something.
plus, Bill Blair promised to personally come to your house and give u a high five if u join. how cool is that? imagine telling all your friends that the Defence Minister of Canada is your homie because u play on this server.
so come join us and help save the world, one pixel at a time! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yeah, we got cake. lots of cake.