so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Mines Excavated: 4532 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Chimeras Created: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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