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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 692 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
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