ConstitutionCraft

ConstitutionCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the true heroes of history – like that time Steve found a moldy old piece of parchment paper from the 1700s and decided to use it as toilet paper. Legend has it, the spirits of the founding fathers now haunt our pixelated world, seeking vengeance for their defiled document.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find more ancient artifacts to desecrate, all while laughing in the face of patriotism and traditional values. Who needs flags when you can have a creeper as your mascot?

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of insanity and irreverence. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. And remember, in this world, it’s not about standing up or saluting – it’s about digging deep and finding the true meaning of “taking an India.”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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