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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3009 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!