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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5303 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Magic Items Found: | 7444 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!