SwashbuckleCraft: Where finding diamonds is easier than finding a good joke! 99% Vanilla Java 1.20

Anti-Griefing, backup, Builds, Community, diamonds, Discord, donator, easier, Fabric, finding, gameplay, Good, Grief, invite, java, JOKE, kid friendly, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, smp, SwashbuckleCraft, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Pros:
– Your builds will never go away (our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools also exist)
– Our group is small, so it’s easy to be familiar with everyone
– We are 99% vanilla – running fabric server software
– There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to

Cons:
– If you like to grief, PvP, or say things that aren’t kid friendly you’ll not enjoy it
– Our group is small, so you may be the only player online at times

If that sounds good to you please click here to get added to the whitelist.

If that doesn’t sound good to you I hope you find the perfect server soon! Good luck and thanks for reading!

FAQ

Q: Is the server modded or vanilla?

A: The server is 99% vanilla, running fabric server software.

Q: Do my builds get deleted/reset?

A: No, our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools are also in place.

Q: Are there donator benefits?

A: There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to support the server.

Q: What if I like griefing, PvP, or not kid-friendly talk?

A: This server may not be enjoyable for players who engage in griefing, PvP, or use inappropriate language.

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	5683
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Items Found:	6885

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	248
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Animals Bred:	110	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8175	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6605
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Towns Built:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.