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Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

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Melio SMP – Whitelisted Trust-based Survival Server

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Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Whitelisted survival server on Java 1.21.4 No land-claiming or chest locks Community focused on maturity, drama-free, and inclusivity
Gameplay Mechanics	Recent reset on 21 February 2025 Whitelist system to filter out unwanted players Avoidance of features like warps, McMMO, teleporting, money plugins, etc. NO GRIEF and NO THEFT environment with trust-based system
Community Aspects	World Map & Districts for collaboration VanillaTweaks for quality-of-life additions Ledger to track actions and prevent griefing Simple Voice Chat for in-game communication Inclusive safe-space for all players
Discord	Join our Discord: melio#1234
Website	Visit our website

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

What is the review process for applications?

Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within 2 days.

Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

We have a brief rules list based on trust and respect for all players.

Ironwood Valley Community – Australian Modded SMP with Create & Distant Horizons

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Minecraft Server: Ironwood Valley

Key Features	Distant Horizons Simple Voice Chat Create 0.6 Farmers Delight Dedicated Market Zone
Gameplay Mechanics	The gimmick of the server is that there is a medium sized valley of 2.5k x 2.5k enclosed by the ocean and a ring of mountains. Players are encouraged to build their bases inside the valley for community interaction.
Community Aspects	Ironwood Valley is a small community of dedicated players who focus on building amazing builds for others to enjoy. Players often engage in activities like knockback battles over lava pits and custom music disc exchanges.
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server.

What are the server’s main features?

The server features Distant Horizons, Simple Voice Chat, Create 0.6, Farmers Delight, and a Dedicated Market Zone.

GeoPol Factions: Modern Warfare – Guns, Vehicles, and Strategy

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Welcome to GeoPol

GeoPol is a modded factions server where players build fortified bases, form alliances, and engage in intense PvP combat using modern firearms. The world is war-torn and gritty, encouraging strategic thinking, resource management, and military-style coordination. Players can raid enemy bases, secure territory, and rise to power through strength and planning. It’s a high-stakes, action-packed experience where every choice shapes your faction’s future.

Included Features:

Guns, guns, and more guns!	The Tactical and Classic weapons pack with custom rebalances and additions. Fitted with high-quality, arcade guns with attachments.
Military Vehicles and Gear	Hop into a tank while donning pristine plate carriers crafted by your own hands, this modpack comes equipped with a selection of military vehicle mods including planes, helicopters, cars, APCs, and of course, tanks. Additionally featured are mods adding gear such as armor with textures modeled in-house.
Voice Chat	Local proximity chat for comms during high intensity fighting using the Simple Voicechat Mod
Factions Systems	Stake your claim on the map with friends and teammates using the inbuilt factions system. Start Raids, Build an Empire, or make your own Elite team, the choice is yours.
Traders	Four different traders located around the map, each specializing in items around important aspects of gameplay. Learn more about the world or useful tips and tricks from their handwritten, interactable dialogue.
Three Tiers of Raidbases	Visit three distinct locations each scaling in size and technology from a lowly Bandit Outpost to a High-Tech Military Missile Silo and each with better loot guarded by even more dangerous enemies.
Expansive Map	Explore the vast map including massive city areas and undiscovered secrets, including respawning loot areas guarded by armed Bandit NPCs

Join our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/WptNDTJHNG

Download our pack on Curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/geopol

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address in your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Of course! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community to improve the server.

Season 1 Launch | Reset SMP | Vanilla+ Survival | Chill Community

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Reset SMP Minecraft Server

Key Features	Java Edition \| Vanilla+
Gameplay Mechanics	Survival SMP with quality-of-life tweaks
Community Aspects	Chill, active community \| No griefing, no pay-to-win \| Group builds, events, and more
Discord	Join the Discord

The server IP will drop right before launch!

FAQ

Q: When is Season 1 launching?A: Season 1 is launching this Friday (April 19) at 7:00 PM CST.
Q: Is the server pay-to-win?A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on the server.
Q: Are griefing activities allowed?A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Q: What kind of community events are hosted?A: Group builds, events, and more community activities are organized regularly.
Q: Can I join as a solo player?A: Yes, there is a spot for players of all playstyles, whether you’re a grinder, builder, or explorer.

Hope to see y’all there 🤘

The Christian Minecraft Server – Community Vanilla SMP
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Minecraft Server Overview
Key Features Vanilla gameplay experience
Gameplay Mechanics Focus on community building
Community Aspects Encourages players of all playstyles to join
Discord Join our Discord
FAQ
What is the server’s main focus?
The server aims to provide a vanilla Minecraft experience focused on community building.
Are there any plugins on the server?
Plugins are only used for griefing rollbacks, all other aspects are vanilla.
How can I join the server?
Join our Discord, submit an application, and get whitelisted to start playing!

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Key Features	Vanilla gameplay experience
Gameplay Mechanics	Focus on community building
Community Aspects	Encourages players of all playstyles to join
Discord	Join our Discord

Legends of Termina – Towny SMP Server with Crossplay, PvP, and War

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Key Features	Towns & Nations Wartime mechanics Duels & Staking Earn Ranks Through Play
Gameplay Mechanics	Adventure, war, and strategy elements
Community Aspects	Join us and live chat on Discord
IP	TerminaMC.com
Website	TerminaMC.com

FAQ

What is Termina?: Termina is a Minecraft server where players can build towns, engage in warfare, and participate in duels for glory and wealth.
How can I join?: Simply connect to the server using the provided IP address or visit the website for more information.
Are there pay-to-win elements?: No, players can earn ranks through gameplay skill without pay-to-win shortcuts.
Can I declare war on other players?: Yes, players can declare war and raid for loot when an enemy player is online.

PlatonicMC – Community-Focused Survival Server with Economy, Quests, and More! Join Now!

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PlatonicMC Overview

Key Features	Community-focused survival server
Gameplay Mechanics	Well-balanced economy, player shops, jobs, quests, daily rewards, leveling system, vote crates, keep inventory enabled
Community Aspects	Strong grief prevention system, dedicated staff team, growing community
Server IP	play.platonicmc.net
Discord	Discord Server

FAQ

What versions are supported?: Java: 1.21.4, Bedrock: 1.21.4
Are griefing and raiding allowed?: No, they are strictly not allowed.
Is there a leveling system?: Yes, there is a leveling system in place.

Lifesteal SMP Bedrock Realm – Competitive PvP with Unique Mechanics

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Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Lifesteal mechanics: gain hearts by killing others No pay-to-win, no hacks Active moderation and anti-cheat PvP, alliances, and betrayals welcome Revivals available if you’re skilled enough
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

How can I join the realm?

To join the realm, you can apply through the provided Discord link.

Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

No, there are no pay-to-win elements or hacks allowed on the server.

Is PvP encouraged on the server?

Yes, PvP is welcome on the server, along with alliances and betrayals.

Are revivals available for players?

Revivals are available for players who demonstrate enough skill in the gameplay.

GoobersSMP – Pure Vanilla Minecraft Server 1.21.4 – Join the Adventure Today!

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GoobersSMP Minecraft Server

Key Features
Redstone: Pure vanilla – Untouched redstone mechanics.
Mobs: Pure vanilla – untouched mob spawning / AI mechanics.
Grave Despawn Timer: 10 minutes – Items linger in graves for 10 minutes.
Villagers: Infinite trading – No trade lockouts!
Shulkers: Open without placing – Access shulkers from your inventory.
Proximity Chat

It’s the best time to join the adventure. Cracked players are also allowed!

Just join the Discord and we’ll whitelist you as soon as possible 🙂

JOIN THE DISCORD HERE – http://discord.gooberssmp.com/

CatCraft Community – 21+ Vanilla SMP Server 1.21.4 with Discord & Bluemap

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Welcome to CatCraft!

Key Features	Small, LGBT+ friendly, adult-only (21+) community
Seasons	Season 1 started on April 4, 2019. Season 2 began in December 2021
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Server Location	Ashburn, VA, USA
Server Type	Survival, Creative, Event

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Play fair in PVP.
No hacking or unfair advantages.
Pranking allowed within reason.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
Custom recipes and mechanics
Custom PVE group boss and dungeons

For more information or to join, visit our Discord.

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

How do I join the server?

What is the review process for applications?

Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

Minecraft Server: Ironwood Valley

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How can I join the server?

What are the server’s main features?

Welcome to GeoPol

Included Features:

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Reset SMP Minecraft Server

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Minecraft Server Overview

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Are there any plugins on the server?

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PlatonicMC Overview

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Minecraft Server Overview

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Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

Is PvP encouraged on the server?

Are revivals available for players?

GoobersSMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to CatCraft!

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