Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

#jawdropping., amazed, Astonishing, Astounding, blocky, Breathtaking, Edition, Excited, HOLY, IMPOSSIBLE, Incredible, McBlockface, MindBlown, MindBoggling, Shit, Shocked, SPEECHLESS.., Stunning, UNBELIEVABLE, UNIMAGINABLE, unreal, unrealistic, unthinkable.., wow

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ores Mined:	5882
Enchantments Applied:	239	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Potions Brewed:	136
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	3336
New Chunks Explored:	675684	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Dragon Eggs Found:	8195
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Animals Bred:	70
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!