Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

#messageboard, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, b.., boards, Chan, Chaos, Community, Crafting, discussion, forum, funny, internet, memes, ONLINE, Posts, Random, SUCKS, Threads, Today, trolling, web

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5025	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!

So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Divine Spears Created:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Animals Bred:	92
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crops Grown:	2338	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	187
Dragon Eggs Found:	3289	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Star Shards Collected:	54	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	407	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Animals Bred:	141
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Towns Built:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!