The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

AUTHORITY, Chaos, control, Corruption, Dystopia, Evil, Government, Humanity, injustice, Manipulation, Minecraft, Minions, Oppression, power, reason, Rebellion, resistance, revolt, Server, society, SURVIVE, the system, totalitarianism

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2342
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	7774
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

EvictCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Damage, decision, Drunk, EvictCraft, Eviction, Friendly, knife, LANDLORD, living situation, Minecraft, Poor, regret, rental, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, ROWDY, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9363	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild and unpredictable than V jr after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except instead of dealing with knife-wielding drunkards, you’ll be battling zombies and creepers!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants from your virtual world, just like our landlord did to V and V jr. But don’t worry, there’s no need to feel bad for them – they’ll respawn in no time and be back to their friendly selves (hopefully without the knives).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s more chaotic than a drunken rampage, come join us on our server. Just watch out for any doors that may have been damaged in the process – you never know what’s lurking behind them!

NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE

aita, Babysitting, brother, Drunk, family, Friends, Kids, mad, nephew, new year’s eve, Niece, NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE, offer, Party, Pay, Plans, Respect, sibling conflict, Time, TOUGH, Upset

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mines Excavated:	1853	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your siblings? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to leave you hanging like this poor soul’s brother did on New Year’s Eve! Our community is full of responsible players who understand the importance of respecting each other’s time and plans.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew and niece while your brother and his wife party the night away. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends who won’t ditch you for a fancy party.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that only the most loyal and trustworthy players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Only one way to find out!

NoobGoneWild Minecraft SMP

AVOID, bad experience, experiences, lesson learned, lessons learned, Minecraft, never again, NoobGoneWild, not a fan, not again, not enjoyable, not for everyone, not for me, not impressed, not my style, not my thing, not recommended, not worth it, one and done, smp, tried it once, won’t try again

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server I was on once, right? It was like, totally lame. But then I found this new server and OMG, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Like, they have this thing where if you find a diamond, you get a real diamond sent to your house. I know, right? And there’s this secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. I heard one time they even had a pet llama riding contest, like what even is that? But the best part is the community, everyone is so chill and friendly. Like, one time I got lost in the nether and this dude built me a rollercoaster back to spawn. It was epic. So yeah, you should totally join this server if you’re into wild adventures and random shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. So yeah, come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

MoodBoostingBlocks

cheerful moments, daily delights, everyday comforts, everyday happiness, everyday joys, feel-good moments, happiness hacks, happy thoughts, instant mood boosters, instant mood lift, instant pick-me-up, little things, mood boosters, mood elevators, mood enhancers, mood lifters, MoodBoostingBlocks, positive vibes, simple pleasures, small joys

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log on, a chorus of singing parrots greets you with a personalized welcome song. Not only that, but all the mobs in the game have been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Want to build a house out of giant rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Need a break from mining for diamonds? Hop on a flying pig and soar through the skies. This server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. So why join? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of cheese? Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, arrested, Demand, iran, Italian Journalist, italy, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Release, Server, Tehran

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Void Armor Forged:	16

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret tunnel that leads straight to the center of the earth where u can mine diamonds for days. plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a retired spy who once infiltrated a secret base in Iran to rescue a kidnapped Italian journalist. true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most insane adventures ever! #LarryTheLlama #DiamondsForDays #SecretTunnelFun

GazaPoliceGone11

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza police, Gaza Strip, Gaza violence, GazaPoliceGone11, Hamas, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, military operation, palestinian authority, Palestinian officials, political tensions, violence, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than an israeli strike! we have so much chaos, even the head of the gaza police would be impressed. come join the fun and see if you can survive our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. who needs real life drama when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? come join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3296	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ores Mined:	1496	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	45	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3085	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Enchantments Applied:	73	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2040	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Items Found:	6821
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Towns Built:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Villages Defended:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	180
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6241
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6464	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!