Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!

adult humor, anatomy, banter, big, Blasted, Blasters, body image, BOOTY, COMEBACK, comedy, Confidence, Epic, funny, Gamers, Humiliation, Insecurity, insult, Join, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationship, role-play, sarcasm, self esteem, Server, sex talk, sexual innuendo, Size Comparison, small penis humiliation, Ultimate

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mines Excavated:	3161
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Emeralds Found:	6684	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1214
Farms Harvested:	336	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Divine Spears Created:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	241
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ores Mined:	3351	Players Killed by Monsters:	6838
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1053	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	930908
Holy Grails Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchantments Applied:	187	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Potions Brewed:	176	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	103	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	189

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	289

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Animals Bred:	132	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Void Armor Forged:	22

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

Renewable Power MC Server

blackouts, California, clean energy, climate change, cost increases, electricity, energy efficiency, energy independence, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green energy, grid reliability, hydroelectric power, power, power grid, power outage prevention, Renewable, renewable energy, renewable resources, Server, solar power, sustainable, wind power

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Farms Harvested:	421
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of 100 % clean, renewable electricity to keep the server running for 98 days straight! no blackouts here, just pure gaming bliss as you build, mine, and battle your way through our crazy world. plus, who needs to worry about electricity costs when it’s all powered by the sun and wind? come join us and experience the most electrifying minecraft server around!