| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6503 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9221 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1223 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 6544 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.
Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1133 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 62 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9350 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2387 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5153 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1801 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1642 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.
But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.
So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7547 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 392 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 128 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Join and tell your story.
This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…
| Race | Description |
|---|---|
| Elves | |
| Humans | |
| Scyrtans | An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands… |
| Thrumdier | An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range… |
| Yudh | Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands… |
| Zamin-Sada | Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk… |
Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.
Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.
Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.
Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.
Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.
Play!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3874 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 7184 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7469 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7724 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5742 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6783 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.
Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6438 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 316 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!
And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7903 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 121 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2950 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1656 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 9651 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9568 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4131 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.
join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8485 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 222 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
people who join this server are like, super cool and have this aura of awesomeness around them. it’s like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join, u get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. how insane is that?
but wait, there’s more. if u join this server, u also get access to this hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted weapons. it’s like, the ultimate jackpot. and get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. it’s like something out of a fantasy movie.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornfarts #dragonriders
