| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9046 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
mcserwery.pl
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6728 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 87 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4474 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Mines Excavated: | 4153 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 2011 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2467 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9809 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5709 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8964 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4262 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6401 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2683 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 2720 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2178 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 7168 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 771 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 63 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7624 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
![🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/152-RuLamp-Retro-Minecraft-server-Minecraft-server.gif)
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4022 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7522 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1177 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 49930 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2049 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 628476 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1241 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
