ArgenWHOa? No Thanks! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shinobi’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, comedy, ending, Fall 2025, Fun, historical, Japan, Little Ninja Girl, Manga, manga series, Medieval, miss, naoki, ninja, Oda Nobunaga, Realm, Shinobis, Snigeno, Volume 23, WARLORD, Warring States Period, Yonkoma

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6373	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Animals Bred:	127	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like “Nobunaga no Shinobi” but with blocks and creepers!

Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.

Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!

Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!

GymCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, AITAH, alone, anxious, autistic, complaining, Conversation, follow, gym buddy, gym staff, gymcraft, hip thrusts, hyper aware, man, Minecraft, questions, resting, Server, sets, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, vulnerable

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition

Boundaries, Chores, common courtesy, Communication, consideration, Courtesy, CreeperAlert, Edition, Expectations, guests, house rules, housemate, Laundry, messiness, Notification, Planning, privacy, Quiet, Relaxation, Respect, roommates, socializing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate roommate simulation! One roommate is super chill and easy to get along with, while the other is a total disaster. Imagine logging in to find your messy roommate leaving their virtual laundry in the machine for days on end. But wait, there’s more! Random guests will show up unannounced, leaving spills all over your virtual living room. Will you clean up after them or let the mess pile up? It’s a wild ride of virtual roommate drama that will keep you on your toes! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience unlike any other.

AwkwardIntimacy – Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward experience, awkward memory, awkward moment, awkward situation, awkward story, AwkwardIntimacy, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experience, embarrassing memory, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, funny, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny story, INTIMATE, intimate memory, intimate moment, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Towns Built:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your whole base? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft SMP is like, but in real life! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we build, explore, and prank each other like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.

GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!

activism, biden, Biden administration, Conflict, demonstration, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, kamala, kamala harris, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian protestors, Palestinian territories, Politics, protest, protestors, TAKEOVER, trump, Trump administration, united states, Usa

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	9673	Divine Spears Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where Trump is a peaceful farmer, Biden is a friendly villager, and Kamala is a skilled potion brewer.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of peace, build towering structures that reach the clouds, and engage in intense battles against the evil mobs of ignorance and hate.

Forget about politics and protests, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, cocaine, colombia, controversy, CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey, criminal justice, debate, drug policy, Ethics, Government, law enforcement, legalization, Minecraft, Narcotics, petro, Politics, public health, Server, Social Issues, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	6027	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Buildings Constructed:	48	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

OilOCanadaShipstoChina

Canada, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, energy resources, Exports, foreign policy, global market, international relations, North America, Oil, OilOCanadaShipstoChina, political tensions, Ships, supply chain, Trade, Transportation, U.S

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.

Road & Creeper Life

Adventure, city life, cityscape, commuting, creeper, Exploration, Highways, Journey, Life, Lifestyle, Nomad, on the road, on the street, Pavement, Pedestrian, ROAD, Sidewalk, street life, travel, urban culture, urban living, urban-exploration, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	269
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5567	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Votes:	9453

so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM you’re on this CRAZY road trip, but like, in minecraft. you gotta survive in this wacky world filled with, like, giant chickens and exploding sheep. but don’t worry, cuz we got this super cool secret weapon called the “moo moo cannon” that shoots out cows at your enemies. it’s like, totally epic, dude.

and get this, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. you gotta find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall and show off your best dance moves to impress the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies, raining bacon down on all the peasants below. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

VortexCraft – Swirling Fun for Gamers

crowd behavior, crowd control, crowd dynamics, crowd movement, crowds, densely packed groups, FESTIVAL, Fun, Gamers, Human Behavior, human gatherings, movement, Physicists, preventative strategies, research, researchers, study, Surprising, swirling, swirling patterns, traditional Spanish festival, vortex, vortex patterns, VortexCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crops Grown:	4304
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

so, liek, u know how crowds can be, like, totally boring and stuff? well, not on our server, bro! we got crowds that suck u into a vortex, just like in dat sciencey stuff u learned in skool. u can be part of dis totally wild experience and surprise all da physicists out there. we even got researchers studying da movement of crowds at a traditional Spanish festival, cuz we’re all about dat cultural experience, ya know? u can form swirling vortex patterns with ur new online buddies and be part of something never before documented in human gatherings. it’s like, totally mind-blowing, man. so, join our server and be part of da craziest crowd experience ever. who needs preventative strategies when u got us, amirite?

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Crates, Customization, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Exploration, Fishing, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, RAINBOW, Realms, Server, smp, Survival, Unity

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Players Killed by Monsters:	8961	Void Gems Collected:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Optional quests	Guided journey with optional quests
Jobs system	Earn in-game currency with rewarding jobs
Economy	Robust economy to fuel ambitions
Fishing rewards	Cast your line for unique fishing rewards
Rankups	Unlock perks with exciting rankups
Crates	Open crates for rare items and level up gameplay

Join us Today:

66.70.164.179:25566

Discord: https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 66.70.164.179:25566

Q: Is the server still in beta testing?

A: Yes, some features may not be fully set up until public release

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, anatomy, awkward, biology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Contraception, Curiosity, education, Exploration, genitalia, Intimacy, MysticCraft, Pleasure, questions, Realms, relationships, reproductive health, safe sex, sex, sexual intercourse, taboo

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Lol, bro, forget about sticking pee pees places! Join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like literally soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And our diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle so bright that they blind the creepers.

Plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to kick some zombie butt.

So, why waste time sticking pee pees where they don’t belong when you can join our epic Minecraft server of insanity and awesomeness?

PurrFectlyMineCraft

advice, affectionate, aita, attachment, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Cuddling, depression, Emotional support, family, litter box, love, mom, pet ownership, Pets, PurrFectlyMineCraft, Sleeping, step dad, Stubborn

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Void Gems Collected:	19	Divine Spears Created:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of cat ownership? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of feline companionship! Join us and experience the joy of virtual cat cuddles without any of the cat pee smell – unless, of course, you build a cat pee-themed house, in which case, go wild!

Our server is a safe haven for all cat lovers, where you can build your own virtual cat palace and snuggle up with pixelated kitties all day long. And if you ever feel down, just log on and let our virtual cats purr away your troubles.

So come join us, where the only drama you’ll find is the battle for the best cat bed spot! Let’s make Minecraft a purr-fectly meow-tastic place together! 🐱💻🎮

MineHappyLand

Contentment, coping strategies, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inner peace, joy, mental health, mindfulness, MineHappyLand, optimism, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positive mindset, resilience, self reflection, self-care, silver linings, strength, world sucks

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5716	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of the real world being a total snooze fest? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with some virtual friends.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can unleash your stress by punching trees and mining for diamonds? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your worries melt away in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to survive the night.

MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5

37.5 hours, Agreement, Economy, employment regulations, european union, Government, job market, labor laws, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, productivity, REFORMS, social policy, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Farms Harvested:	990	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

u know what else u should cut? ur time wastin on other minecraft servers when u could be joinin ours! we got spanish ministers workin for us, cuttin legal workin weeks and makin sure u have more time to play minecraft! come join us and u might even get a chance to meet a real life spanish minister in game! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on our server, maybe u’ll even become besties with a minister and get free diamond armor! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!

FroggyBitternessReceptors-OP

allergen detection, allergens, Animal Behavior, animal biology, bitterness receptors, evolutionary biology, frog biology, FroggyBitternessReceptorsOP, Frogs, Genetic differences, genetic research, human evolution, human health, Northeastern researcher, research findings, sensory perception, sensory systems, taste buds, taste perception, taste receptors, taste sensitivity

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	218	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2800	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so like, u know how some frogs be havin like, 10 times the amount of bitterness receptors than us humans? it’s like, whoa dude, that’s wild. but get this, on this epic minecraft server, we got frogs that can help u detect allergens in the game! like, they’ll croak louder or something if there’s a dangerous allergen nearby. it’s like having your own little allergy detector buddy in the game, how cool is that? join our server for some ribbiting adventures and maybe even learn a thing or two about froggy science along the way! 🐸🔬 #ribbitingminecraftfun

Players:	94/700	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7