JailCraft: Minecraft Server

Activists, ALARM, authoritarianism, civil rights, crackdown, Democracy, discrimination, freedom of speech, georgia, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, Jail, JailCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, PROTESTS, Rule of Law, russia, Server, VIOLATION

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, if you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a Russian crackdown in Georgia, then you gotta join this one, bro! We got dungeons deeper than Siberian winters and PvP battles hotter than a Moscow summer. Human rights groups are sounding the alarm because our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, comrade!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	671	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	7301
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	70

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1782	Astral Projections Made:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	961
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9761	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Animals Bred:	115
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2834	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	5685	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3667	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8176
Love Letters Sent:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Dimension Hops:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	123	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7996

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ores Mined:	5464	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3356
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!