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RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Potions Brewed:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1591	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	21

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1380	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6963
Enchantments Applied:	189	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	19

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2383	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	286	Void Armor Forged:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ores Mined:	888	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crops Grown:	8802	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1348	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Star Shards Collected:	177
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mines Excavated:	4720	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	2836	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Potions Brewed:	72	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Players:	102/600	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	6612
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Star Shards Collected:	225