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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 943 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!