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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1233 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!