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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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