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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 23

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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