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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Farms Harvested: 549
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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