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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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