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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Void Gems Collected: 26

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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