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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

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