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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
New Chunks Explored: 422899 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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