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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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