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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Enchantments Applied: 149 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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